Pre booked or is that pre fooked?
This afternoon I decided with my premature leaving of class today i'd try some experiments out. One being what runs faster, the tortoise or a spider...I caught a huge ass spider and got my little tortoise out, he's been a moody shit lately, so i decided i'd let him have his favourite food...strawberries, can't let him have too many as it's like an equivalent to 4 take aways for us.
Anyways I had him all set and let the spider go...oddly enough the tortoise ran across the room, so i poked the spider, who just waited then dashed up the wall...so the winner was hermy. Spiders are dumb...it's all i can say...
The 2nd fun experiment I tried was holding smelling an apple while eating a pear...it tasted like pear...so no idea why it was supposed to remind me of apples...fucking scientists know shit...
The 3rd was a rocket I made, i put in baking soda and it flew 2 feet up in the air, then hit me on the head...
I've come to the conclusion I prefer chemistry out of all sciences, and I do not ever wish to use my pets again, as the dog tried to bite the tortoise...whom in turn bit the dog.
Im on some weird ass meds called Ativan...they make me feel like im floating around the house...I actually debated whether or not i was dead...so to test this out I bit my tongue...you know what...it bloody hurt.
Berry fact....I hate wearing socks, I do not own a pair and never will, they make me feel sick when i touch socks...I hate people touching my feet with socks on...
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