Success is yours...eh?
After what seems a lifetime of unrefined reality, I think I have finally reached my point of pure insanity. What's doing you may ask...well I came up with a masterplan this morning, now I would divulge this information, but for you the avid reader it could get you glued so hard to this page, you will fear you have also reached my intense insanity. The first steps to my plan is careful planning...obvious right? yes and no, sometimes the best ways is to wing it...but this has to be planned.
I tried this new drink this morning, it was fooking awful! Ok it's been on the market for years, but I have decided to venture into the fizzy pop branch of things...who's idea was it to make tizer? That stuff is like drinking a liquid form of candy floss...i had to brush my teeth 6 times just to stop myself from wishing my whole mouth would leave my face.
I came to another conclusion this morning...there is nothing wrong with me, it's everyone else. Me myself I feel just mighty fine, so it must be everyone else with the problem.
I recently found out that no matter how hard you try it is not possible to make your kid eat cabbage....without force feeding or hiding it in food. I had to bribe her the other day, until I thought hmm two can play this game sister....so lately I have been putting it in alsorts...how funny it is to see her blissfully unaware while I rub my hands with glee that me the parent is one up...
Berry fact number...erm..forgot...so anyways heres the fact...I collect comics, i have some rare daredevil ones worth a lot of money. I'm needing issue 1,4 and 6 though!
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