When all else fails...
I'm bored shitless, and the stuff I have had to do, I got done early...so I decided to do 2 lists...
Top 5 things that make me smile...
#1 My daughter...this kid does armpit farts in the most unusual places, like the job centre...
#2 Horror Films...I laugh my arse off at horror films, went to watch the SAW series at the cinema, in fits of laughter...not many people tend to laugh...odd!
#3 Farting...it's just plain funny..although I never fart in public or so anyone can hear..just find it amusing when others do
#4 Flowers...not that I get any, but when i buy them for myself it's really nice
#5 Gucci Envy me...MY fav perfume..the smell alone lifts my mood.
Top 5 things that piss me off this week (up to now)
#1 My boobs....mind of their fucking own springs to mind
#2 Virgin Media...couldn't organise an orgy at a brothel springs to mind
#3 Couples...Would have been number one if I hadn't witnessed an argument with one..but still lovey dovey people make me sick into my mouth...PDA's suck!
#4 Neighbours kids...for fucks sake my kid isn't playing out as she is SICK!! God they knocked 14 times yesterday, do they not understand english?
#5 Phones...I threw mine against the wall this morning, it didn't break..shame.
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